sardar in madras

One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.

His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.

Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.

It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost. Our sardar asked whether he will give two.

kaisi Hai meri spontaneous creativity... people?????

Aashiq mizaaj loda daale uchhle priyanka chopda...wah wah....aashiq mizaaj loda daale aur uchhle priyanka chopda...wah wah....aur Jisne bhi India ko gaali di....USKI MA KA BHOSDA!!!!! 

3 KINGS

Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"
Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"

JAIL

Wife found hubby on terrace with sorrow,tears in his eyes,in deep thinking,with a cup of coffee.
Wife:Whats the matter darling?
Hubby:Do u remembr the era whn we were dating,n u were only 18?
Wife:Yes
Husband:Do u remember when ur father caught us in the garden n showed a gun in my face n said - Either u marry my daughter, or I'll send u to jail for 20 yrs.
Wife:I remember that.
Husband:I wud hav been released today!

ENGLISH

What is the Height of bad English...
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A girl went to office for the first day and Bihari Boss said: 'Aao tumhe sabse intercourse karata hoon'

BREAKING NEWS:

aAKHIR PATA CHAL HI GAYA KI 2012 ME PRALAY KAISE AYEGA.!
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Friendship day Or Rakhi Ek hi Din Hai...

1. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out!


2. Ek budha blue film dekhte huye jor se haath ko jatka dene laga 
Ladka- kya hua baba ?
Baba- kya hona hai, 30 saal bad khada hua tho Aaj haath so gaya..

3. Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “ kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?” 

Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya...