CITY BOY

Ek Ladke Ne Gaanv Ki Ek Ladki Patayi Hui Thhi.

Ek Din Vo Us Se Gaanv Milne Gaya Aur Usko Lip Kiss Karke Bola

Ladka: “Janu, Jab Main Tumhe Pahle Kiss Karta Thha To Tum Aankhein Band Kar Leti Thhi, Par Ab Nahi.. Kyu ?”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Haramkhor Pichli Baar Jab Maine Ankhein Band Ki Thi Tab Tune Mere Blouse Ke Ander Se 500 Ka Not Gayab Kar Diya Thha“

AUTO WALA

Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi

Achanak Se Usne Auto Wale Se Kaha

Ladki: “Bhaiya Auto Jara Dheere Chalao Mera Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai”

Auto-Wala Kameenepan Se: “Arrey Kya Tumne Bra Nahi Pahni?”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Kameene Mere Doodh Ke Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai“

SHRABI

A man was doing push ups on
the beach early morning.
A drunk person saw him &
started laughing and said
sorry to tell u, but the woman
below u has left
bahahahahaha xD

WTF

Wife in sexy mood lovingly offers: I wan2 hve a wild experience. Tie me up & do whatever u want.. Excited, guy ties her up & screws the maid...!! :/

BEST ANS.

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films

PAPPU

Pappu Jab Chota Thha To,
Kisi Baat Pe Ghar Se Maar
Khakar Gusse Mein School Ja
Raha Tha
Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne
Pucha:“Beta Padhne Ja
Rahe Ho?”
Pappu Gusse Se: “Jab Aap
Chhote Thhe To School
Dress Mein KyaGaand
Marvane Jaate The?“

THE 69

Once a girl is quite fantasized
about "69". She has a regular
boyfriend they
have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend
to her apartment for romantic
dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him
that she wants to do "69".
But the Boyfriend doesn't have
any idea about what is 69.
Girlfriend gets upset but thinks
that she can teach him how to
do
69.
she asks him to lay down...and
she then lays on top of him in
reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is
eager to know about 69. so he
does
as
the
GF tells him to do.
they lay down in this position for
about 2 min. she is thinking
that He
will, by the time, get excited by
this.
but suddenly the GF has to let go
one Fart...directly on her BF's
face.
GF quickly apologizes and asks
him to stay in that position for
some
more
time.
after 1 min she has to let go one
another fart....this time bigger
than
the
previous.
The BF quickly throws her away,
gets up, starts dressing up and
yells
at
her..
"If you think I am gonna take 67
more like this, you are MAD" :P