1. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out!


2. Ek budha blue film dekhte huye jor se haath ko jatka dene laga 
Ladka- kya hua baba ?
Baba- kya hona hai, 30 saal bad khada hua tho Aaj haath so gaya..

3. Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “ kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?” 

Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya...