Friday, June 3, 2011

aaj kal ke bachche

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7 yrs). Obviously there was one ordinary boy (Ramu)
and one smart boy (Shyam). The trilogue between the two and the teacher goes some thing like this.

Ramu: "Teacher, teacher, BUS pulling (male) hai ya sthreeling (female)?
Teacher: thinking ...
Shyam: teacher, teacher ... it is sthreeling
Teacher & Ramu: kyon?
Shyam: "kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshaan! While Ramu gets a doubt

Ramu: "agar BUS sthreeling hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to usko bacchhe kyon nahi hote.

Teacher is more pareshaan!!!

Shyam: "kyon ki sab peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face)))

Ramu gets another doubt ...

Ramu: "maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain but driver aur conductor tho aage se chadte hain, phir
bacchhe kyon nahi hote".

Teacher thinks it's getting too much to handle ...

Shyam replies: "kyon ki woh dono topi pahen ke chadte hain"

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