Thursday, June 9, 2011


Teacher ask johny: If there were 5 birds on a fence & you shot 1, how many are left?
Johny: none, as others will fly away
Teacher: The ans is 4 but i like the way you think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women are eating icecream. one licking, one biting & one sucking, which is married?
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, the one sucking the icec ..
Johny: no,you are wrong. the one with wedding ring on her finger. But i like the way you think mam!

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